Marge - "Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday."
Homer - "Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend."

Can't You Trip Like I Do

I've got the acumen of a seasoned pro
I've got the lack of say of a billion souls
I've got a world on my back but I don't seem to care
I've got the comprehension of a world unaware

Can't you trip like I do. . .